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William Greenberg Desserts: UES Fanciness
It was after work, I had an annoying errand to run on the Upper East Side, and my blood sugar was low. Â Under the best of times, it is difficult for me to pass a bakery without checking it out. Â But in my state, I caught a glimpse of a decent-looking cookie in a window out of the corner of my eye, and I fell upon the place like a vampire at a hemophiliacs convention. Â
The place was William Greenberg Desserts. Â I was delighted to discover that this was a Jewish specialty bakery, vending such delights as hamantaschen, black and white cookies, and rugelach. Â Still dreadfully missing the hamantaschen from Gertel’s, an amazing Jewish bakery that closed up shop on the LES a few years ago, I figured I’d try three varieties here: cherry, apricot, and poppy seed. Â Now, at most bakeries, when you buy some cookies, they just throw them into a white paper bag, you pay a couple of bucks, and off you go. Â But, I guess since I was on the UES, they had to go the fancy box and store sticker route. Â I got a bad feeling that the $10 bill I had ready would maybe not quite be enough. Â The final bill for three cookies was $10.50 — yeesh. Â And, since I really needed one to eat immediately, the whole box and sticker sitch wasn’t good. Â I managed to wrestle out the cherry one and was surprised by how soft it was. Â It was so soft, in fact, that its own weight on either side of my fingers made it crack in half, and almost $1.75-worth of precious merchandise nearly fell to the ground! Â But my lightning quick dessert-saving reflexes kicked in, and my cookie escaped a wretched fate. Â A passerby who must have witnessed my fumble called out, “Wow! Â You really dodged a bullet with that one!” Â That’s true, dude, I really did.
So, the cherry hamantasch was a-ite.  Kinda “cherry pie filling,” if you know what I mean.  And its cookie portion was actually the only really soft one– the other two were the more traditional (?) “short,” or buttery-crusty kind.  The apricot one was very sour and sort of acrid-tasting.  But the poppy seed was quite good– a nice balance of sweet and bitter.  I’ll probably give WGD another try if I’m in the area.  I think I did the world a disservice by not trying the black and white cookie, so that will have to be remedied.
William Greenberg Desserts1100 Madison Avenue
New York, NY 10028-0327
212-744-0304 www.wmgreenbergdesserts.com